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| Good Samaritan (me) helping unidentified hiker with bad boots. |
Well that's a heady title in my best King James Version of Elizabethan English; but I do have something interesting and hopefully relevant to say. Perhaps I could have called it "Entertaining Angels along the Way". If I used that title, I could have avoided mucking up the language of Shakespeare with my title. But that's not how I've experienced it, or recalled it over the years. It's almost as if I heard it once in a psalm but cannot recall the correct wording. I also possess the tendency to hear something that I thought someone said and interpret it my own way. A Jungian would say that such an incident recalled, whether a dream or a misread psalm, was in itself relevant to the deeper meaning. The songwriter, Tom Waits, called it mis-hearing things. He likes this because it gives him some creative inroads of thinking beyond the normal arrangement of narrative or verse. I sometimes experience this on the trolley or El, where so many conversations can be going on at once, so that you only snatch a phrase from the Autobahn of intelligible noise...(
to be continued).
Be that all as it may, I need to defer, briefly, until I address another issue that's come to my attention: This blog has been criticized by some for not containing enough "action sequences". I've been faulted as well for commencing episodic digressions that leave people hanging in mid sentence. So I guess you can view this as a little "housekeeping" on my part; tying up a few narrative loose ends, if you will, so that I can proceed with my plangent reporting. I need to finish off..I mean finish up...my saga of hiking woe (see photo above) with my friend, Greg, that I began on the post of June 28th.
Meanwhile Back in the Rockies:
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| Beautiful? Yes, but no walk in the park. |
When we last left Joe, Greg and Jeanne, Greg had removed his self-inflicting hiking boots and donned his campsite, Birkenstock sandals to continue our trek through the Rockies. This would make do for the time being, and as long as the terrain remained flat, but was not a permanent solution. As mentioned good hiking boots support the feet, the feet the body and the body, the 20 to 30 kilos of supplies you need to survive while schlepping through the outback. Well I hate to be anti-climactic but in the interest of getting this tale over with: Greg was going to bail out when we reached the Canadian border, and the town of Waterton (see map below) where there are stores and buses and civilization as we all are accustomed to. He would divvy up the supplies between Jeanne & myself so that our vacations would not be completely ruined, while he consulted a Podiatrist about reconstructive surgery. (The Podiatrist, an experienced hiker himself, told Greg later that we were very lucky because a Grizzly can smell fresh blood for great distances, and they have been known to track wounded prey over several mountain ranges in pursuit. In fact, he said, if it were not for his unique "foot odor problem", we might all have been lunch for one of the world's fiercest carnivores. Whew!) Anyway I digress.. He would meet us in a few days back at the lodge from where we had set out. This is not exactly what Jeanne and I wanted, but were ready to accept this when in Waterton we all came up with a brilliant idea: Why not have Greg buy a cheaper pair of shoes with some support - like running shoes or high top sneakers - that could at least get him through the next few days, until we exited the park?
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| An early attempt to fix the problem. |
Brilliant; but because of our budget, buying another expensive pair of hiking boots was out of the question, besides there would be no time to break them in properly, and they would cut and chafe like the other pair. And, because we had not planned for this expense in our budget, it would mean that Greg would have to go without his share of beef jerky for the rest of the trip. Greg agreed but immediately started beefing up on the Canadian version of donuts, quaintly called "fried dough". The photo at left was taken at the fried dough stand (Dunkin' Fried Dough) in Waterton and is used to this day by the Park as a cautionary reminder to novice hikers of what can happen if you don't break in your boots.
Well All'sWell that EndsWell, I guess, and Greg even met a young French Canadian beignet chef with whom he struck up a relationship over fried dough at the Mountie Relief Center. She did not speak much English, and Greg has never been considered much of a word man, himself, so they got along just fine. Everything was hunky dory until Greg's weight ballooned to 300 pounds (136 kilo or 21.5 stone for those living above the border) and they had to end their little affair, because he was anything at the time but little anymore.
The End.